February 2012
i’m disappointed and hurt.
rumour:
an atheist named christian
annefranksgasmask:
I’m gojng to get vocal cord surgery to make my laugh less annoying
Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
Me: I know.
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
someblackkid:
i was changing clothes outside at my car today and i had a fresh set of clothes in my trunk so i walked over there with my shirt off and all the girls were like “wooh james” and i didnt know what to say because gay
omg the things i could go off about right now about you are endless
I could never have sex. My periods are so irregular. I would be so paranoid that I’m pregnant all. the. time.
riddlemethatass:
erasing your keyboard smash because it wasn’t the sound you wanted to make
ahomelessboyslife:
internet piracy is nowhere near as fun as actual piracy i mean you don’t get a boat or a parrot or anything you just get mediafire
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
i just watched the you da one video and i feel like i just had sex with rihanna
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I wonder if Rihanna was fat if she would have won 6 Grammys
